Charlie Sheen on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Charlie Sheen made a surprise appearance on US talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday night.

The host was halfway through interviewing US entrepreneur Mark Cuban when Charlie burst in, swore at the audience, and landed a fat kiss on Kimmel's lips. "I can't stay, I can't stay, I got a show to write god damn it," said Charlie before offloading a bag of 'winning' and 'tiger blood' merchandise in the crowd. "How are you, are you getting enough sleep?" asked Kimmel. "Yes your lips are very moist," replied Charlie inexplicably. Sheen's Goddess Bree Olson says: "I Don't Respect Charlie Sheen"!

The Charlie Sheen national tour!

The Charlie Sheen national tour!

From Two and a half men to the nation at large, we present the one and only, Charlie Sheen:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Charlie Sheen on Tuesday added five new shows to the schedule of live performances he has mounted in the wake of being fired last week from his hit television program "Two And A Half Men."

Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show" will expand beyond previous cities of Detroit and Chicago to include New York City, Boston, Cleveland, Columbus, Ohio and Wallingford, Conn.

To get you prepared we would like to present The Charlie Sheen National Anthem (Rap Music Video) (Warning: Contains adult language) for your viewing pleasure:

Charlie Sheen video montage: Tigerblood!

A creative video montage comprised of the best recent verbal ramblings of Charlie "Tigerblood" Sheen. It really helps put his recent behavior into perspective!

Charlie Sheen introduces: "Liquid Sheen"!

This brief animation describes it all: What it is, where to get it and what it will do to you. Act fast, while supplies last! (Warning: Contains Tigers blood and  Adonis DNA)

Charlie Sheen - Bi-Winning Parody!

Happy days are long gone!

Here's Charlie Sheen performing in his latest parody explaining his love affair with drugs due to his bi-polar "one speed, one gear brain". When it comes to drug use Charile says that nobody does it better!

Charlie Sheen wields machete and drinks Tiger's blood on rooftop!

Young innocence!

Drugs and alcohol mix!

Monday, March 7, 2011 - After officially getting fired from 'Two and a Half Men' by Warner Bros., Charlie Sheen was seen wielding a machete on the roof of the Live Nation building and chugging (or pretending to) a bottle of what was made to appear like tiger's blood. He spoke briefly with the hoard of photographers before he drove off, and when asked about CBS, Charlie retorted, "C-B-who???"

Denise Richards is asked if she will let Charlie Sheen see the kids!

Friday, March 4, 2011: Denise Richards was shopping at Papyrus in Beverly Hills, when she was asked if she would be letting Charlie Sheen see the kids, and Denise doesn't respond. Honestly, would you?

Charlie Sheen, GZA and Alex Jones!

The juiciest bits of Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen's interview with radio talk show host Alex Jones (and some Ferris Bueller) mixed in to GZA's Liquid Swords. Produced by Brian Grosz.

New video: Charlie Sheen on Jimmy Kimmel Live! After checking out the video, scroll back up and see Charlie Sheen introducing his latest product "Liquid Sheen" here! 



 

Alex Jones Responds To Charlie Sheen!

Celebrity rehab

Celebrity Rehab

Charlie Sheen and El DeBarge are the latest celebs to make headlines for going to rehab. Read about others who have struggled with addiction in all its forms and see what they said about their struggles. Do you have a loved one struggling with drugs or alcohol? Find a rehabilitation center near you.

Charlie Sheen

"I said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?"

Lindsay Lohan

"I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I'm in a place where I don't need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to."

El DeBarge  

"I hate to disappoint my fans, but it is necessary for me to take the time to work on me so that I may continue to share my music and my story with everyone. I thank everyone in advance for their prayers and well wishes and hope that you will respect my privacy during this time."

Britney Spears

"There's the honeymoon phase at first. Everything is fabulous: 'Look at the wonderful trips she gets to go on; look at the wonderful people she's meeting,' then there's the ugly side of things that turns, and we weren't ready for that, either."

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

"I just don't want to be that f****** a******* sitting in the pub and someone turns around and says, 'See him there at the end of the bar. He could have made a f****** fortune, but he went over to Hollywood and he just f****** p****d it up against the wall."

Robert Downey Jr.

"More than anything I have this sense that I'm a veteran of a war that is difficult to discuss with people who haven't been there."

Amy Winehouse

"I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out-and-out s**t, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk. I'll beat up Blake when I'm drunk. I don't think I have ever bruised him, but I do have my way."

Kelly Osbourne

"I don't have any shadow of a doubt that addiction is a disease. It's in your genes. The only people in my family who don't have that gene are my mum and my sister Amy."

Miguel Cabrera

"Do you know who I am? You don't know anything about my problems."

Courtney Love

"I would just like to thank the court for allowing me these 90 days. ... [It] helped me deal with a very gnarly drug problem, which is behind me. ... I've just been playing guitar and taking care of my daughter. I want to [take this opportunity] to let the community know I'm doing great. ... I've been really inspired and have remained inspired."

Tiger Woods

"But still, I know I have bitterly disappointed all of you. I have made you question who I am and how I could have done the things I did. I am embarrassed that I have put you in this position. For all that I have done, I am so sorry."

Daniel Baldwin

"I'm a straight-up cocaine addict. I don't really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past. And I don't use any other drugs. I don't take pills. I don't do anything. I'm a … diehard coke head."

Whitney Houston

"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack."

Mel Gibson

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the L.A. County sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job, and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control…"

Mackenzie Phillips

"Mackenzie deserves great credit for seizing the opportunity she was given to get clean and prove she was worthy of the dismissal of her case."

Tara Reid

"Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time."

Someone needs to stop Charlie Sheen, says porn star pal Capri Anderson

Capri Anderson, the porn star pal of Charlie Sheen, has said that the star needs someone to stop him before he gets worse with his drug problem and bad behaviour.The 22-year-old hottie, who was found cowering naked behind a locked bathroom door in Sheen's suite at The Plaza hotel in October 2010, said his latest antics are another sad chapter in the life of a serious addict, reports the New York